League of Unsavory Gentlemen
…and then I walk in singing
Peanut butter is delicious
-Katherine’s war cry
I have two hands and three dicks… I need a hand.
I like the idea of an incestuous, gay relationship between two brothers.
-Matt, out of context, but then again how can this be IN context?
You really need to crush her spirit, the way a pimp would.
-Justinius, telling Cora how to make friends
Like fucking a newborn
-Tyler, on the mechanics of Bugbear/Halfling interracial relationships
Like a Newborn, Touched for the Very First Time
-Justinius’ new platinum hit
So, how many of his dicks are you going to fuck?
-Mike, establishing game parameters
Cora has learned how to lineup all three of her orifices, so they can all be used at once
-Katherine, on Bugbear sex
Raped and held; it was a great day…
-Bigby on Amazonians, hangovers, and Paladins
Mike is even bad at masturbating
-I hate Matt so much…
I want more murder holes in that entryway!
-Matt, to his underlings
When you have a Frogdor, every problem looks like a nail
-Cyrus, on storming a keep
You are now grappling Mary, the hill giant
-Mike, on Bigby’s foreplay
Well, they WILL be nasty moonkeys
-Matt, on dire apes
Dude, I can just cast harm on his balls
-Cyrus on performing a gelding
So, blasphemy is really bad
-Mike, explaining Cyrus’ new spell